Friday, 17 June 2011

The Blog Crush?

I will be indisposed for the following week; I will do my best to pop in occasionally - I will be lurking. Meanwhile, on the subject of lurking, I was recently stalking someone researching an important subject on the internet when I came across the phrase 'Blog Crush'. I think I've had a couple. Some quite bizarre... Anyhow, whilst I'm away, please feel free to 'fess up your fantasies in my comment box. Your secrets will be safe here. And I might even tell you mine....

Here is a tune to get you in the mood.



**UPDATE** 15 comments on and only the barest hint of a revelation. Good heavens, where has all the romance gone? Think Romeo and Juliet; Scarlett and Rhett; Mark and Cleopatra; Napoleon and Josephine; Jack and Vera; Bill and Ben....

Shall we talk about Custard Creams instead?

55 comments:

  1. Ohhh I've got a major crush on a blogger... who's been known to lurk on this site... That's all I'm saying...

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  2. *sigh* in light of the recent cyber scandal here in the usa, i decline to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me. :D xoxoxoxox

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  3. Ah ,So This Is "The Dark Side" ...:)

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  4. Heh heh... nope, he hasn't commented so far....

    Back later

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  5. Macy: More clues!! Is it Dave???

    Savvy: I will do some more research, pronto.

    Tony: Apologies, you are not Macy's blog crush.
    It is dark isn't it?

    Macy: I feel that you are about to make a revelation... is it Mr XL... NO, is it Nick????

    Sx

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  6. I couldn't possibly comment.

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  7. Sorry Tones
    Sorry Dave
    Sorry (in advance) Nick

    Checks watch Could be a long night here....

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  8. Crushing blogs? A new sport?

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  9. Dave: *Sigh*
    That's an exasperated sigh, btw.

    Macy: I see you haven't apologised to Mr XL???? Interesting.

    Mr Mags: OH COME ON!!!!???

    This a very flimsy response to my serious question... apart from Macy.
    Okay, I've got kind of a thing for Mr Scurrilous. I like reading his comments at Dave's. His comments give me a certain frisson.
    Actually, I'm a blog slut, there are others.

    Sx

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  10. I wish I had a blog stalker! It would save the humiliation of being rejected on e-Harmony.

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  11. Mr XL: e-harmony?
    We are still waiting for Macy to reveal herself. You could be in luck.
    Sx

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  12. e-Harmony. I would have to pay to be turned down!

    I am keeping my fingers crossed!

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  13. Mr XL: Macy has gone very quiet. I take this as a good sign.
    Sx

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  14. Nope.. that wasn't quiet, that was a pause for more blog stalking....Oh he'd die of major embarassment if I said anything, he really would.

    Sigh....

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  15. Apologies to Mr XL. But I have had dreams about you, remember? Mind the gap, Mr XL!

    Anyhow...

    Macy: WHO???? You know you want to... Mr Beastie?????
    Does he visit you? Is it Rog?????

    Sx

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  16. "But I have had dreams about you, remember? Mind the gap, Mr XL!"

    My most treasured Internet memory! Thank you!

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  17. Mr XL: **Winks across the globe at Mr XL**
    Sx

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  18. I can't ever recall having a blog crush... I have had many of my dreams crushed tho... does that count?

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  20. *Sobs. Feels crushed by Macy.*

    Good thing we've still got a mutual crush* eh Scarls?


    *My naughty keyboard originally typed 'crotch' there, but fortunately I spotted the typo.

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  21. I have a blog crush, but it's not a secret because I'm far too blatant. It's Tim, of Sparky Malarkey fame - One only has to click on the 'Crush' label at my blog and he'll more than likely be featured.

    Those fantasies don't include custard creams though.

    Not yet, anyway...

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  22. I didn't think I was Macy's crush somehow (good grief, I'm 64). Nor anybody else's as far as I can tell. There are one or two bloggers I have a crush on, but I couldn't possibly name names, that would grossly embarrass them (and probably me). And no, they aren't Scarlet Blue followers.

    Is Felicity Kendall a blogger, I wonder?

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  23. Only the late, great blogger Piggy knows and he's taken my secret to his grave.

    What do I have to do to get Caro's cocktail boat to make a stop here?

    @XL: According to the TV commercials, every weekend is eHarmony weekend up here in Canada.

    @Mr. DeVice: You still haven't managed to get into Sparky Towers?

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  24. Dave, I saw your crotch...

    Mr Devine: Maybe you are Macy's crush?

    Nick: Ah, but a blog crush is not a crush on you, Nick... it's a crush on your blog - doesn't matter how old you are, or what sex, or anything. You obviously haven't had one and I am a tart.

    MJ: I'm hoping Caro's boat will turn up in the Thrift Shop... along with Kelly Red's shoes...????


    Right, I am now off to be indisposed. When I get back I want to know who Macy's blog crush is AND I would like some discussion about biscuits in relation to pickled onions. Would be most grateful.

    SXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  25. PRINCESS: Apologies!!
    We will sort out your crushed dreams when we get back.
    Meanwhile, crushed biscuits make a good base for cheesecake.
    Sx

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  26. Oh, it's a crush on somebody's BLOG...not a crush on a blogger.

    I think we are all confused about the definition of "blog crush," Miss Scarlet.

    I shall have to reconsider and post another comment later.

    Therefore, ignore my first comment.

    Ahem.

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  27. HobNob, anyone?

    *tries to cover up tracks with biscuit crumbs*

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  28. Psst...

    With hindsight, I maybe covering my own tracks as well!
    BUT, I did have an awful crush on Mrs Pouncer's Counsel... but didn't everyone?
    Sx

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  29. 'fess up your fantasies in my comment box.'

    As if!

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  30. Ah, that sort of blog crush (having done some hasty googling). The answer would be no.

    I still like the more traditional idea of a blog crush though. Especially when a blogger may be even more unattainable than a conventional crush-object. In fact both my blog-crushes are American so the unattainability rating is high.

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  31. Well the blogger I had a massive crush on still hasn't shown up here!

    Not surprising seeing's how he's been all loved up recently...

    sighs LOUDLY and tries hard feign an interest in the hob nobs..

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  32. A blog crush? Well, no... I fell for a blogger, who wasn't a blogger when we met but became a blogger and who no longer blogs. I don't think that fits into your categorization, does it...

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  33. Just popping in.... oh Macy! But he does have very good knees.
    Sx

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  34. *scratches head*

    I'm lost at the definition.

    Given that I'm always hanging out at Infomania, then technically thats my blog crush.

    Or a crush on a fellow blogger, well yes, but he's in a different country so I can't do my usual and throw myself at him (thank goodness).

    I'm with xl on the being rejected by e-Harmony business.

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  35. Just back to do the ticky box thang.

    xxx

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  36. Touche Scarlet! And a fine singing voice too - or so we are led to believe....

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  37. Its the way Puerto Ricans point with their lips ... oh
    custard

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    oh creams
    oh crushed

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  38. I have a whole host of blog crushes...

    ...and a fierce little lady sitting watching me type this. :-)

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  39. Oh I fall in love with people on-line all the time, but not their blogs. :D


    And I'm not saying who.. ;)

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  40. In a related mater, I was dumped off BeautifulPeople.com!

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  41. Discovering that no-one has a crush for me, or even my blog, has been one of the greatest disappointments in my life.

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  42. Sigh, same here Dave, same here...
    Sx

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  43. In the spirit of international brotherhood, I'll have a crush on you, Dave!

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  44. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
    Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
    If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
    If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
    I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
    But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
    And in some perfumes is there more delight
    Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
    I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
    That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
    I grant I never saw a goddess go;
    My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
    And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
    As any she belied with false compare.

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  45. Say my dear, when will you come back? I start to miss you. A bit.

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  46. I used to have a huge crush on custard creams when I was little - well, more like serious monogamy really. Until I got bored and met some incredibly sexy chocolate digestives and told the custard creams I wanted out. They just didn't know what had hit them, but it was time to move on.

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  47. Hi Honey, I'm home! [Always wanted to say that...] Now, can I remember how to type?

    *Flutters mascara crushed lashes at Mr Mags, Dave, the lovely Kevins, Mr Joey, Nick, Mr XL, Macy and Roses*

    I am knackered... BUT....

    MR MODO!!! Your blogging resembles the Okey-Cokey! I cannot keep up with you... although I have exhausted myself trying.

    Sxxxxxx

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  48. Honeybunny - are you still not fully recovered yet?
    Ohdearohdear ...

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  49. Good morning, Mr Mags! It takes me awhile to get back into the swing of things.
    Just a little bit out of sorts... but I do have a couple of holiday snaps to post.
    Sx

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  50. I love ----------- (comment deleted by lawyers).

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  51. Hello Boys!!

    I am still out of sorts, for good reason...
    Sx

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