Monday, 13 June 2011

Mystery Blogger Competition

A few weeks back I had the honour to meet up with a fellow blogger. I don't remember much about it but it led to a curious update on my Facebook wall at 3am, which read as follows: Drumk as a skunk.... but not yet sick. I'm going to regret this. Younger people would have passed out by now. This update may be connected to my long winded post about getting older... anyhow, I have found a picture on my phone that I took on the evening in question...


Can you guess who it is yet? People have been asking after him. As you can see, he is very well and in fine fettle.

There may be a prize for correct guesses... Yes, I am giving away limited edition prints of my strange yet illuminating photography. They will be signed, obviously.

****EXCITING UPDATE****
Yesterday afternoon I did a print run of 50 copies of this inspiring image... but my fingers got in a muddle on the photo-copier and I now have 5000, so anyone who comments here today [and yesterday] is entitled to an exclusive signed limited edition print. Simply email me with your address and I will send you one. Apologies, but it won't be framed.

46 comments:

  1. It's not Mr Frobisher without his Bree Van De Kamp wig, is it?

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  2. He looks a little blank...

    I haven't a clue. I have to assume he lives out your way?

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  3. He's definitely Caucasian.

    Is it David Bowie?

    Pearl

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  4. Right. It's an ALBINO chimp, then.

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  5. It is Lobby Ludd and I claim my £5.

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  6. Its Disco Ball Dave in his natural habitat, a habitat that is being eroded. I suspect you lured him out with the promise of green and red rotating spotlights...

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  7. I still have fond memories of our blog-meet last summer. I am reminded of it my the bits of straw that keep turning up in my underwear drawer.

    Don't worry, I'll not put the photos up on my blog.

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  8. MJ: I would advise zipping up your bananas.

    Mr Devine: Close! Very close... but you will have to think harder if you want your exclusive limited addition print.

    Ponita: Oh come now! Who could fail to recognise this fruit bowl???

    Pearl: Even closer! As the blogger in question has a collection of lurex posing pouches. They are also lurid.

    MJ: Do you have the fabreze handy?

    Mr XL: There will be something in the post for you!!!

    Kev: Apologies, no. But for your efforts would you like a signed original print?

    Wendy: I can understand you reasoning, as Dave now has been given pastoral charge of a lively modern church. So pics would look similar.

    Dave: And does the straw still smell of the heady scent of my perfume?? Have you still got my rubber panty-hose.
    That sounds so wrong, but what the heck.

    Yesterday afternoon I did a print run of 50 copies of this inspiring image... but my fingers got in a muddle on the photo-copier and I now have 5000, so anyone who comments here today [and yesterday] is entitled to an exclusive signed limited edition print. Simply email me your address and I will send you one. Apologies, but it won't be framed.

    Sxxxx

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  9. Indeed! I will now organise your signed limited edition print.
    Sx

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  10. I see he’s already hard at work signing the photos.

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  11. ...Do you know how many bananas it took for me to get him to do this???
    About this much!
    SX

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  12. No no, it's obviously that guy who had the tragic accident and is awaiting a face transplant. A face should become available in the next few months but in the meantime he'll just have to be patient.

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  13. Ah, the heady scent is your perfume is it? I did wonder.

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  14. Dave: I have your address! I hope you realise that you will be getting one now.

    Nick: Are you casting aspersions on my photography????

    Sx

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  15. It has always been my greatest desire to get one from you.

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  16. Dave: It appears that your desires are about to climax!
    Sx

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  17. I nearly made a comment then which could have been misunderstood.

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  18. ...careful Dave, you have your new position to consider..
    Sx

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  19. Indeed. It is a rather exciting position, after all.

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  20. "There will be something in the post for you!!!"

    YAY! Dimpled dumplings pix!

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  21. It's Mr Beastie without his banana.
    either him or the ghost of Mrs Muir...

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  22. Dave: Yes, it is. You are on a roll - for some this might be awkward but you are well balanced.

    Mr Mags: Are you squinting too much?

    Mr XL: I might slip that one in.

    Princess: As you are aware, I am slightly ruffled, disturbed, sometimes smiley, weepy, aghast, horrified, bordering on sane... due to my recent exchanges with Damson... or whoever... but I won't hold this against you and will be delighted to send you a limited edition print.

    Sx

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  23. All I know is it's not me. No cap.

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  24. If it's Jimmy I shall schream and schream and schreaam! Louder than Elizabeth Bott!

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  25. Mr Joey: True, our mystery blogger is missing the bling as well.

    Pat: I'm saving Mr Jimmy for a rainy day... or when I next wash my kitchen floor.

    Sx

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  26. It should be obvious to any other coven member that it is impossible to capture our image this side of the cusp . I would also like to inform Mr Device that Mr Frobishers ghastly wig is less Bree Van De Kamp and more Whoopi Goldberg after an accident with a chip fat recyling lorry and a threshing machine

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  27. It is tomorrow now. Well, technically it's today, and now was yesterday. I'm sure you follow me.

    I'm sitting on the very edge of my seat, waiting for the postman to deliver a plain brown envelope.

    I expect your one will come soon too.

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  28. Mr Beastie: t should be obvious to any other coven member that it is impossible to capture our image this side of the cusp

    Curious... as my camera doesn't usually behave like this...

    Mr Mags: You are having something of a Greek week, Mr Mags.

    Dave: Brown paper stains badly...
    The parcel from me will be bubble-wrapped.

    Sx

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  29. 5000 copies?

    I could wallpaper my chicken shack with those!

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  30. On second thought, it might scare the chickens.

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  31. Nothing from the postman today. *Sobs*

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  32. Apologies for this tardy comment, but I am having a frustrating tome with my internet connection.

    A large package will be with you in August, Dave, possibly containing a useful vapour rub and a pair of water wings. Who knows why.

    MJ and Princess, I hope all the chickens mentioned here are all still laying.

    Sx

    ...logging off before I smash this pc into a thousand pieces...

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  33. I'm sure many would view a large package with joy.

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  34. Relax and take a Fukitol.

    Oh fuckitol…you probably can’t access the site what with your PC problems.

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  35. Oh dear, I am so sorry to hear about your problems!

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  36. I know who it is!
    But I'm not telling in case you send me a print and some back rub....

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  37. Scarlet, could you start an agony aunt column, there's so many problems that my friends have that I'd like to get your insightful feedback on. Here's one

    I've got a friend in their late 50's, very GEEKY with a real anorak, inability to button shirt in the right holes, cardigan, bum-fluff beard, bald, knows more trivia on Dr Who that the Dr whoe team. Anyway. He's in love with Mario (Big Brother contestant last year) and keeps on talking about it. Currently I smile and talk back as-of Mario were afriend of my friend. I suspect my friend is interent stalking Mario without realising it.

    what should I do? If anything

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  38. Apologies, I appear to have let commenters dangle without reply on this post.

    My next post will be an in depth reply to Wendy... but I will have to recover from my holiday... indeed there may even be a photograph from my holiday before I reply to Wendy... Wendy's comment may take a little consideration...
    Did that make sense? I am out of practice.
    SX

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