Saturday, 30 March 2013

Another post generated....


Blimey! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Unbelievable.
I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, soaking in the tub, just generally being a nuisance to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day goes from midday to midnight. I am not growing up. but who cares.
I absolutely, positively promise I will write something that makes sense soon. I promise! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

Many thanks to this handy gadget 
the Bloggers Post Generator

And to Sue Simpson

Obviously this gadget will be a helpful tool for dealing with all the blogging challenges that I am tackling at the moment.

32 comments:

  1. Did I win yet? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. why yes you have, sugar! please contact me with your banking information and i shall deposit your prize! xoxoxo

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    2. Mr Lax... YES! You have won!! You are a winner. will you stop asking now?
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  2. Peter Pan! I just discovered I have not updated this since last month... You would not believe how insane my life has become. Please don't abandon me!.

    I am frantic with keeping up with my favourite daytime soaps, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being a companion to my cats, my day goes from lunchtime to I feel like going to bed. I am happy with that. life is good.

    I make a solemn vow to post at least once a month. What? What do you mean you don't believe me?.

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    Every third counting downwards.

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    1. Mr Mags.... My maths is bad... I can't count upwards... so downwards is a challenge.
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  3. OMG! i am so going to use this at some later date!


    xoxoxoxox



    *when all y'all have forgotten about the bloggers post generator*

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    1. Savvy... yes, I think it might come in handy at a later point in the challenge!
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  4. Um...is this a PC moment to reveal that my entire life story is generated thus?[I think thus should be adverbalised to thusly, don't you?]

    End on a query to generate traffic to your comments box.
    Or tell a risque joke or post picture of cute kitten.

    On a side...didn't a couple of Canadian Air Force chaps come up with a similar generator, back in the pencil and paper days?

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    1. Dinah... please tell me more about the Canadian Air Force chaps?
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  5. Another post drrrrrripping with your trademark charm + sarcasm. Can you produce 365 of these? Or 104?

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  6. Mr Banish... Well yes, I probably could generate 365 of these. And you're right... this does read exactly like one of my normal posts... which is worrying. I will have to pull my socks up.
    Sx

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  7. I am now caught up with the 104 Challenge! :-)

    The blog post generator distracted me so much at 5 am that i ashed in my precious hot coffee, and now am forced to pour another cup. I am nothing if not distractible.

    x Leah

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  8. Leah... Apologies for the coffee! The 104 is very appealing, has clean lines and could be described as minimalist. Today I am doing the 104.
    Sx

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  9. I've never actually written my own post. Every single one of them has been generated. Oh well, the secrets out. Ill have to write something myself now.

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    1. Ack, Mr Dicky, you are too good to be generated!
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  10. Knowing just how much you like to blather hen, I'm surprised you are not writing 365 posts per day. Changing the subject somewhat, I moved my beer fridge in the barn this morning, the first time in 3 years. The floor was minging!

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    1. Well, Mr Files, my floor is sparkling clean... I gave it a once over today.... I really have no idea what you are insinuating.
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  11. Aye hen, course not eh? I bet you've never farted in the bath tub either.

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    1. I most certainly haven't, Mr Files!
      Do I look like I've ever had a bath?
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    1. Are your comments being generated by the alcohol beverage generator, Mr Maps? Or are you just winking at Mr Files?
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  13. Great gadget which generates more sensibilitive posts than mine that's for sure!

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  14. Jody, I am a little dismayed that the generator makes absolutely no difference to my posts... in fact I could get a job as a post generator!
    Sx

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  15. I see I have some catching up to do with your blog, Miss Scarlet.

    You've been most prolific!

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  16. I think I might start using this to generate job/funding application letters, can't do any worse than the ones my brain generates.

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  17. Gosh, there's a gadget for everything these days, isn't there? Even for making toast.

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  18. I don't actually write my posts, preferring to jab fitfully at the dictionary until a semblance of thought is achieved.

    Lipstick have not plaid addendum.

    Pearl

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  19. thank you SB and S. You do know if you line up correctly you get BSS. I was unaware of this most useful post generator.

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